Guys, who would smile at me if u r on right now?


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  • Hansen: Could you explain yourself?
    Predator: I'm sorry.
    Hansen-How old is the gentleman you came here to see?
    Predator-He told me he was fifteen I believe
    Hansen-Fifteen, do you want to try again?
    Predator-That's what I remember.
    Hansen-How 'bout fourteen?
    Predator- "I mean granted yes this is my fault but did I actually walk into a trap?"
    Hansen: I have the chat log right here.

    [When cameras crew walks in on predator]
    Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on adults who try to meet kids online for sex. Now, if there's anything else you'd like to tell us, we'd be more than happy to hear it. Otherwise, you're free to walk out of that door.

    Hansen Why don't you go ahead and have a seat right on that stool for me please.

    Hansen: Well, you're free to go.

    [Predator gestures for a hug from the decoy]
    Decoy: Hang on... you gotta be patient for that!
    Predator: What, no hug?
    [Chris Hansen walks out]
    Hansen: No hug for me?
    Predator: I'm sorry?
    Hansen: No hug for me? Why don't you have a seat right over there for me?

    Predator: (to decoy) I'm about to dick that ass down
    Decoy: MR. HANSEN!
    [Chris Hansen walks out]
    Hansen: Get fucked, kid.

    Predator: (to decoy) I thought you were supposed to be getting into the hot tub!
    Decoy: Oh don't worry, I've got a little surprise for you!
    [Chris Hansen walks out]
    Hansen: I'm probably not the surprise you were expecting.

    Hansen: What was your plan here today?

    Decoy: So, what do you want to do?
    Predator: Let's see how it goes.
    Decoy: Oh okay, so you're playing hard to get, huh?
    Predator: Uh-huh.
    [Chris Hansen walks out]
    Hansen: Now let's see how it goes.

    Hansen: Did you bring condoms?
    [Predator reluctantly confirms]
    Hansen: Yes, you just said that a moment ago, so - no reason to lie about it.

    Hansen: Because you got caught, that's why you're stunned!

    [Predator lies about trying to sell the decoy a home]
    Hansen: Well, here's what doesn't make sense about that story: How is a thirteen year old going to afford to buy your home?

    Hansen: So, Lieutenant, what are we investigating tonight?

    [Predator moves in to hug the decoy]
    [Chris Hansen walks out]
    Hansen: No hug, tonight.

    [To naked predator searching for decoy]
    Hansen: What are you doing?

    [To naked predator that wanted the decoy to engage in bestiality]
    Hansen: You're naked, there's a 14 year old girl, you're chasing a cat around, you've got Cool Whip. And... you want this girl perform some sex act with the cat and then you'll have sex with her.

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    • @anon1999 HAHA those dudes use to be looking hella drove when he came out the cut to catch them in the act HAHAJAHAHH ole boy ran out the house with combat boots naked if i'm right on 1 episode LOLOLOLOL ##HeKnewHeFuckedUP LOLOLOLOL

    • I loved to catch a predator. It was awesome. You see the ones that try to leave only to be stopped in the yard by officers in full SWAT gear

    • @Anon1999 I use to always wish that I'd see a prime case of police brutality then LOLOL #TheydDeServeit

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  • I am smiling now reading your question

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  • I am on right now, but I don't know who would smile at you. Not really sure how it's related to me being on. Assuming you mean online.

    I'm not sure I understand the question lol.

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  • I'd bite your nose. :P

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  • No, because you're not a friend at all.

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  • ? What's the point here?

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  • Oh well I just noticed this to late but I'm smiling now

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  • Yea would definitely smile at you ;-)

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  • Ma body 👙 is smiling at dat perrty face right 😉

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  • Oh it's you. I'd smile at you definitely.

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  • I find this a weird question
    I'd smile to anyone at the moment, it's a nice day

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  • This whole thing sounds like a set-up. Where's Chris Hansen?

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  • Me, I smile for you girl. :-)

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  • I would first judge you.
    If its your response, I would :)

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  • Everyone deserves a smile. to brighten their day :)

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  • I'd smile and wave at ya.

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  • Yes, why not? A smile is a free way to make someone's day :D Smile smile smile ^__^ haha

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  • I know I would. :D

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