Good comebacks for this recurring 'joke'?

My friends keep saying 'I get bummed by my dad' or 'I bummed him' don't get me wrong it's funny as hell sometimes but they just constantly say it all the time when I thought they was creative because they use to always say different jokes but this is certainly a very reacurring theme.

I can't think of the life of me a good comeback to this.

any help/suggestions would be awesome! Thanks:)


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Most Helpful Girl

  • "ONLY because your mom was busy."

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    • OMG that's amazing! Thankyou!

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What Guys Said 5

  • "Yeah, well you guys are... big doo doo heads!"

    "Wooow, great come back, buddy!" *laughs*

    "If I wanted my cum back, I'd scrape it off your mother's teeth!"

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  • "you guys should keep using that joke"

    "that was creative, hey (insert cringe worthy repetitive joke you use on them)."

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  • Bring in their mum jokes.
    Just say "Did your mum enjoy using my cum for her toothpaste this morning?"

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  • I don't think it's possible to make a come back for that, that's pure genius.

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    • It was 'genius' the 1st time not the millionth time, now it's just boring and annoying

  • Tell them they get bummed by their dad's, and *like* it...

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    • Aaaaaand... Maybe use a more vulgar-funny term for "bummed"

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