If you were the ultimate creator of everything and nothing, what would you do?
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OK, well, the first thing I'd do is establish my existance. I dunno, I'd appear as a figure in the clouds with an audible voice that could be heard for miles. And I'd do this at every major city around the world over the course of a day or something.
I'd make this my press conference, where I address my planet of idiots and explain that I'm the new god. The previous guy (And his son) were fired for incompetance and poor attendance.
I'd write off all holy books as ficticious - these works do no have any affilation with the new management of this Universe.
Some rules I'd scrap -
Hell is no longer an eternal punishment. Nor is it pointless unending pain. It'll be renovated to become the Universes largest rehabilitation centre, where people would be forced to stay for a finite amount of time until they learned (Genuinely) how horrible their actions in life had been.
Original sin would be gone. People can't be born guilty. That's just fucking stupid.
Kent Hovind would be instantly struck dead for his lies and sent to new hell to learn how to be a decent human being. But he'd then spent eternity in heaven with a dunce cap superglued to his head.
I'd solve poverty and famine worldwide by just materialising food and resources for everyone. Unlike missionaries I wouldn't hold sandwiches ransom until some little kid with a distented stomach said he loved me.
What else... That'll do for now. Vote me for god 2016!!1