What one piece of advice would you offer a newborn infant?


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  • Hey kiddo.

    You're an organism. Energy goes in, energy comes out. Your only tasks are to feed yourself, replicate, raise your offspring, and otherwise enjoy life.

    Welcome to the world.

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What Guys Said 10

  • Don't trust other infants, though they will constantly offer you advice.

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  • To love life

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  • I'm not gonna lie and tell them about rainbows and unicorns, but the hard truth:

    Life might just suck for you and idiots exist, don't give them the satisfaction of seeing you pissed.

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  • dont judge anyone, be wary of what people do, and focus on your dreams, the world is a very scary place.

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  • 'Drink your milk'
    'Don't question the food'
    'Don't cry'
    'Go to sleep'

    What else can we whisper to them :o

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  • Trust no one :p

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  • You can never trust a dog to watch your food

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  • "If you're anything like me, you're going to hate school with all your little heart. Sooo... yeah."

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  • Dint trust anyone and always have faith on yourself

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  • Stop crying. Long live the Confederacy.

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What Girls Said 10

  • Stay in utero as long as possible. No responsibilities.

    But seriously, appreciate naps while it's still socially acceptable for you to take them.

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  • Enjoy being this weight. It's the lightest you'll ever be.

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  • The world is a crazy place. Fasten your seatbelt because it's going to be a bumpy ride.

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  • Open your eyes.

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  • Be careful who you trust - make people earn your friendship and love.

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  • Don't poo too much

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  • Crying to get what you want can only get you so far. Time to grow up kiddo :D hahaha I'm jk.

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  • grow up...

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  • Don't take the old man's candy.

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  • Be a cunt when it's needed.

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