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You're an organism. Energy goes in, energy comes out. Your only tasks are to feed yourself, replicate, raise your offspring, and otherwise enjoy life.
Welcome to the world.1
Don't trust other infants, though they will constantly offer you advice.
To love life
I'm not gonna lie and tell them about rainbows and unicorns, but the hard truth:
Life might just suck for you and idiots exist, don't give them the satisfaction of seeing you pissed.
dont judge anyone, be wary of what people do, and focus on your dreams, the world is a very scary place.
'Drink your milk'
'Don't question the food'
'Go to sleep'
What else can we whisper to them :o
Trust no one :p
You can never trust a dog to watch your food
"If you're anything like me, you're going to hate school with all your little heart. Sooo... yeah."
Dint trust anyone and always have faith on yourself
Stop crying. Long live the Confederacy.
Stay in utero as long as possible. No responsibilities.
But seriously, appreciate naps while it's still socially acceptable for you to take them.
Enjoy being this weight. It's the lightest you'll ever be.
The world is a crazy place. Fasten your seatbelt because it's going to be a bumpy ride.
Open your eyes.
Be careful who you trust - make people earn your friendship and love.
Don't poo too much
Crying to get what you want can only get you so far. Time to grow up kiddo :D hahaha I'm jk.
Don't take the old man's candy.
Be a cunt when it's needed.
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