Hypothetical situation: someone paid you x amount of money, or granted you beauty/talent/power and then takes your dog. you're not completely sure how well they'll treat it because when you go to make the trade that person doesn't speak to you and they're wearing a trench coat, sunglasses, and a hat.
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Oh, I couldn't do it; I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
My cat might be an asshole, but I love him.0