Can you tell me a good joke?

I'm bored and wanna laugh..


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Most Helpful Guy

  • I went to the shop to buy some condoms. When I went to pay for them the shopkeeper asked "would you like a bag with that"

    I said "No thanks. She isn't that ugly"

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What Guys Said 7

  • An old man was sitting in a restaurant when a young girl with pink and blue hair sat near him. He stared at her for a while until she finally said, "Old man, have you never done anything crazy and wild in your life?"

    He thought a moment then replied, "When I was younger I smoked a joint and fucked a peacock once. And I was just wondering if you might be my daughter."

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  • Not really most of my humor comes from dry wit style of comedy which is kind of hard to do on a computer lol.

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  • How do you make paper babies? Screw a old bag

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  • i dont have jokes =( i dont think i am funny...
    sorry i couldnt make you laugh...

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  • Who is our country's president?

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  • My life...

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  • Syria has appealed for international assistance today, after a boatload of 500 Greeks arrived seeking a better life.

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What Girls Said 4

  • This is declared the funniest joke by science...

    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that he's dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

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  • Temel decided to immigrate to the United States... He took a plane and traveled the next day.. Arriving at the immigration office, the officer started to ask questions:
    -Name?
    -Temel.
    -Age?
    -26.
    -Sex?
    -Three times a week.
    -No, I mean, male or female?
    -Doesn't matter.

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    • Umm, I've heard this one. I think the entire joke goes like this:
      Do you speak English?
      -Yes!
      Name?
      - Jake
      Sex?
      - Three to five times a week.
      No, no... I mean male or female?
      - Yes, male, female, sometimes dolphin.
      Holy cow!
      - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
      But isn't that hostile?
      - Horse style, doggy style, any style!
      Oh dear!
      - No, no! Deer runs too fast...

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    • @ClariceOwen23 : not always.. But you're free to try another 'pun'

    • Well, look at my answer then

  • I'm not funny one bit >.-

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