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So when I was a little kid my dad used to say, "ever go to bed with an itchy butt and wake up with a smelly finger?"
Not sure why he would say this, but it pertains to my story.
Anyhow... I was sitting in a truck tripping on acid with a bunch of people that I didn't really know all that well. (they were friends of a friend who ditched us that night.) there was an awkward silence in the truck, so I blurted that saying out, forgetting that these people didn't know my dad used to say that. It became even more awkward as I tried to clarify that I don't scratch my butt in my sleep.1