Let's see who can come up with the funniest/most creative caption!
Caption this picture contest?
What Guys Said 15
Mom: thank you, Barcelona is doing a great job.
Nurse: I'm talking about the baby, bitch
Mom: oh sorry, I'm just checking the match results.1
Just letting E-bay know bidding the baby is no open and starting in 5min2
Nurse: Here's your beautiful baby boy, do you want to hold him?
Mom: Let me finish this tweet real quick "I need baby names fast!"1
"When you find out your baby's white and you need to let your side nigga know you're still game."1
This baby is going to an adoption clinic as soon as she gets up from that bed.1
Nurse: Here's your little baby girl
Mom: Wait. A sec I'm trying to figure out why unfriended me on face book0
Here is your new born baby madam.
On sec I first need to update my fb profile.0
"I gave birth, but first let me take a selfie!"0
"Fuck me!!! Did I order that? This phone must be faulty"0
But first... lemme take a selfie LOL0
When candy crush is life 🍬🍭0
What Girls Said 11
Baby Did Breakdancing Out Of My Pussy. How Many Likes?1
"You're the 3rd, no one cares"
"Look what I found under your bed"
"Just a minute, mommy is looking at pictures of cute baby animals"
"Get used to it"
"You're the cutest little smart phone I've ever seen"
Those are the first that popped into my head.1
I can't... it's just too fucking sad for words... ha!0
Yes yes the baby's healthy but let me update my Facebook first1
Nurse-Congratulations! here's your baby!
Mom-WAIT! Let me check my cell first.0
wait bitch... i just got promoted to the next xper level on gag..0
Nurse: "It‘s a healthy baby girl! Would you like to hold this beautiful?"
Mom: "Yeah yeah whatever..."1
Nurse: "Would you like to hold him?"
Mom: "Give me a sec. I have to check if accident insurance will cover this."0
When bae breaks up with you through text0
Nurse: He's here!
Mom: One sec... *texting the side dudes* Well guys, good news!!! He's white...0
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