Going to the grocery store, picking up beer and cxndxms.
Paying for my stuff, old high school teacher is standing right behind me
We look at each other, pretty sure my head explodes
I just walk away. Don't even pay for my things.
Cancel everything for the week.
come to GaG, cry deeply.
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>Be me, at work.
>Pregnant female co-worker is talking to two of the ugliest guys you've ever seen.
>The bog monster has nothing on them.
>One has 8 inch-long chin hairs.
>The other has a huge but terrible beard, glasses, a greasy pony tail, and bug eyes that stick in different directions.
>Also, bad BO.
>Talk to her after they leave.
>Say, "Man, those customers were two of the ugliest guys I have EVER seen.
>My face when she says, "Oh, you must mean my husband"0