How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It's a question which has given me a lot of sleepless nights and I'm desperate for an answer :(

  • None
    20% (2)17% (1)19% (3)Vote
  • Some
    10% (1)33% (2)19% (3)Vote
  • A crapton
    10% (1)17% (1)12% (2)Vote
  • Fuckloads
    30% (3)33% (2)31% (5)Vote
  • More wood than exists in the world
    10% (1)0% (0)6% (1)Vote
  • More wood than exists in the whole universe, minus one tree
    20% (2)0% (0)13% (2)Vote
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Most Helpful Girl

  • Shit I couldn't even read

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Most Helpful Guy

  • The ones in my yard would just move any that was in front of their hole. Aside from that they are lazy bastards.

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What Guys Said 2

  • Siri responded by asking "Don't you have anything better to do?" lol

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  • Considering their small size and lack of proper denture, I'd venture to say not much.

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