Could anyone post a good jokes here please?


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  • This mentally retarded guy showed me a comic strip that he made about the minions which made me laugh. In the strip - the principle of the school calls the minions into his office to impart a gift to the minions. The gift is a magical pair of shoes that makes you run twice as much as normal and then the minion looks confused and annoyed and says "what? no banana?" I thought it was SO FUNNY! I told him he should design comic strips for a living and get his parents to draw the images.

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What Girls Said 5

  • What's a cat's favorite vegetable? ... an as-purrr-agus.

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  • My boyfriend asked me last night why I carry a gun around the house, what am I afraid of? I looked him straight in the eye & said, "The m'f'n Decepticons." He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time.

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  • "Doesn't it smell like updog in here"? You'll get it if you answer correctly lol.

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  • A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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  • why dont you see any nails in a lesbians coffin? because they are all tongue and gruved lol

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What Guys Said 4

  • "What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

    Trying to fit in."

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  • PENIS, PENIS, PENIS

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  • I fucked your mom the end

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  • i told my dad to embrase his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister and me

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