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Bully alll the stray cats that scare me whenever i walk home very late.0
Probably try to get my own signature meme like grumpy cat...
i´d like barf and piss all over my owners place just to see how it feels... there´s got to be something to it.
I'd do what the cat does: eat, sleep, find a female cat or a tomcat , eat, sleep.
I would make my human slaves sign lifetime contracts to feed me, and to always have a ball of string somewhere.
I would go chill with other cats, especially my cats and have full fledged discussions with them
I would scratch math equations into the furniture to really confuse my owners.
Hunting mouse and other female cats !
I would log on to chatroulette and then proceed to freak out people.
Everything probably lol.
I'd take that chance to climb up into a tree.
Kill myself as cat's are evil fuckwits
I would love every second of it. Sleeping. Eating. Cuddling. Mooching. Jumping. Climbing. Running. Sleeping. Eating. Sleeping. Sleeping. Eating. Sleeping. Cuddling. Sleeping. Cuddling.
Basically my cats life.
Find a warm spot, nap.
Find a warmer spot, nap some more.
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