I wish I was anywhere but listening to this dumb presentation. Ideally on a beach in Nice, with snacks, cocktails and a cute waiter. What about you?
Where do you wish you were right now?
What Guys Said 9
well i wish i walk in an elevator, press the button, and the computer voice prompt broadcast: you are now at the hell floor , then i mumble inside my mind: "hell, you need to be the one to remind me?"
and the voice continues:" next floor is the upper of the hell, after next is close to hell and its follwing is still not far away from hell." while the elevator ascending , i keep pushing and its voice keep repeating:"you are now at the adjacence of hell... the entry of hell.. "while it's coming to the border of hell.
suddenly the lift not working , the alarm flickering with the follwing voice:" Failing.. failing... failllllll!!!" " what the hell is that? " i shout, and there's a voice very warm , mellow and mighty taking itself into my ear out of the blue. it is from god.
" my child, too much dreaming. " says god " "but , god " i murmurinng.
and the elevator working again, and this time it's going to descend. i scream :"oh god, i'm going back to hell," the computer voice comes back :" i knnoow, you don't need to be the one to remind us."
it's a joke , and it's true.0
In Alaska hiking in the Arctic Circle and then kayaking with the whales1
I'm pretty much about to go where I wish I was right now -- Guitar Center. I'm going to be that troll that plugs in a guitar and cranks the speaker all the way up to piss everyone off. Muahaha0
It's hot, I'll take anywhere that has a nice temperature.1
Ironically, not GAG0
Burrowed deep inside an obese woman's vagina with snacks and a TV.0
Cute waiter? That is objectification!1
I wish i was in Blackpool or in the french Alps... but on a tropical island would be great too0
What Girls Said 14
Beach... I would love to just stroll on a beach, watch sunset. I just want to feel peaceful and I see the beauty of sunset.1
With my boyfriend. He has several stressful events over the next two days, wish I could be there to support him :(0
I am happy where I am - drinking a cappucino, listening to a debate on youtube and watching dr. oz on t. v. in the background.0
On a beach somewhere in Sri Lanka 😌🍹👌🏻0
As cliche as this sounds..
With my boyfriend0
In a blizzard. This heat is killing me :/0
Not in reality0
Nah jk probably somewhere like Tokyo or something.0
The beach. :(0
In some big city, relaxing in pool and enjoying the sun and strawberry cocktail🍹0
I wish I was in his arms, near the beach or in a clean safe forest.0
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