What would you do if you saw an attractive stranger working at publix?

  • Go over and talk to them no matter how random and awkward it may be... YOU WILL GET THOSE DIGITS
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  • Stare at/keep checking them out from a distance and don't say anything
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  • Walk over and slap their butt and camouflage with the rest of the crowd before they turn around
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  • Go over and knock over something they had put up on the shelf already and apologize, possibly leading to small talk
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  • Appreciate their exists silently and ignore them and go on your way
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  • you like crabby patties don't you squidward?
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  • I wouldn't be at Publix to begin with, I am a farmer.
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PUBLIX IS A GROCERY STORE by the way OMG

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  • I would stand in a small group in their path, silently fart and walk away leading to them getting blamed. Then, out of nowhere as they are being blamed, I would jump out and defend them, throwing them over my shoulder while running out of the store as everything explodes.

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What Guys Said 12

  • I would wanna go there and talk to her, but most likely I'll just check her out and keep on with my business. Then I'd regret to approaching her haha

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    • Yesss. The common path chosen ;_;
      I regret even now.

  • Well if I was in Publix that would mean I was in Florida, if I was in Florida It'd mean I was in the US most likely on vacation visiting my cousins.

    I guess maybe I'd probably get those digits, possibly...
    But then what'd be the point because I'd only probably most likely be in the US for a week or so.

    I most definitely would never ever slap someone's behind!
    Yeah I'd just appreciate their existence and move on...

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  • I guess you live in Florida , only time I've been in that supermarket but knocking stuff over might work if it's not glass, lol

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    • YES I DO. Jeez is publix a Florida thing? Lmao

      Yeah if its glass, they'll be like "what the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

      Ruin the mood.

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    • Thats true. Next time I see someone I like I'll actually try harder lol

    • That's the spirit 👍

  • What's publix?

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    • Its a magical place where you buy all food groups!

  • @Bards whats Publix? do you work there? ;)

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    • Oh thats a grocery store. Lol nah I dont 😆
      I thought those were everywhere

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    • @Bards !!! you got the ravioli joke and read it in a new york accent <3

      yeah moms have magical powers! i swear!! lol!!

    • Well of course I would 😙

      Lol yes they do

  • LET THE BUTT-SLAPPENING COMMENCE

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  • I went with "b"... because I have the social skills of a houseplant...

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  • I would realize I may never see this person again and go over and introduce myself.

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  • Nice options lol. I voted B

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    • 😆 thanks lol I wanted someone to pick the sponge one.

  • Lol I'm pretty shy guy, Tho ONCE YOU talk to me, My inner self shows :) Lol

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  • Slap that booty a few times then run.

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  • I voted for crabby patties, i wouldn't really care unless she actually talked to me first.

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