You wake up tomorrow, and you are now a Dwarf, what do you do?


You wake up tomorrow, and you are now a Dwarf, what do you do?

What do you do?


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  • Get a mining pick, of course. Then I would finally be able to achieve a lifelong dream: singing "Heigh Ho" while going to work -- with a mining pick.

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What Girls Said 10

  • Get an axe and find a dragon to slay.

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  • Cry, because I shrunk one and a half inches.

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  • I lay down and cry myself to sleep

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  • Oh would you look at that... nothing's changed.

    Lol

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  • sneak into the places :D

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  • Kill myself.

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  • I mean I basically already am

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  • Climb on people.

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  • Cook some pancakes

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  • i've always been a dwarf :(

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What Guys Said 9

  • Spend the day standing in a bucket of manure and eating curried fertiliser!! Have to grow bigger somehow!!

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  • Get some clothes for my new size.

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  • If I look like the pic have a cool time

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  • I would grab my axe, and go looking for the lonely mountain

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  • Acquire a battle axe...

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  • Buy a one way ticket to Munchkin Land.

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  • I'd go kick everyone in the shin

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  • Try to do magic. Even though dwarfs can't

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  • I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole diggy diggy hole, digging a hole!

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