I can't sleep. Can someone sing me a lullaby via telepathy?

I'm 100% serious. If this is taken down, it breaks my 77th amendment rights... whatever that is.


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Most Helpful Girl

  • ROCK A BYE JESTER
    ON THE TREETOP
    WHEN THE WIND BLOWS
    I HOPE YOU FALL OFF

    INTO A PILEEE
    OF CHEESY PIZZA
    MAKING STICKY ANGELS OF MOZARELLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!

    GOODNIGHT.

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    • That was... just... majestic...*clap clap*

      Even though there's a desire for me to fall off, I'll ignore it cuz it's probably just some tough love, right? :D

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    • The worst? Whut? I thought you always saw me as your knight in shining armor and a handsome breast milk-loving gentlemen? Wow... you really broke my heart this time anna </3

    • well I'm afraid u r INCREDIBLY mistaken.
      what can i say, they call me 'heartbreaker'.

Most Helpful Guy

  • Ah didn't read your full post went off to look up 77th amendment of US constitutions - I now know there are only 27.

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What Guys Said 1

  • here's a song I wrote for you

    socks are sweet
    socks are neat
    socks they go on your feet (unless it's winter and you use them for gloves, and/or a condom) SOCKS yeaaaaah

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