Can you make me laugh by telling me a joke?

I bet you can't.. Try your best.
I'm bored -yawns-


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  • Hey, hey, what did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
    DAM!
    *slaps knee, hearty laugh*
    That was great-- I even got more...

    Hey, hey, where is a fish in orbit?
    Trouter space!
    *slaps knee again, obnoxious laugh*
    That was even better-- fear not, this train is not at its stop...

    Hey, hey, so I asked my North Korean friend how he was doing, he said...
    "Can't explain!"
    *slaps knee, starts bleeding, semi-crazed laughter*
    T-that was g-great-- but f-fear not, I can't stop now...

    Hey, hey, why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
    Because it was two-tired!
    *slaps knee, starts limping, maniacal laughter*
    That was great? Wasn't it? WASN'T IT? Yes? No worry, I got more...

    What the buffalo say when his son left for college?
    Bison
    *chops off knee, more maniacal laughter, starts foaming at the mouth*
    P-puns. Jokes. G-great. Must, say more... Must... say more...

    If you can think of any better fish puns than the first two...
    Let minnow...
    *Dies alone in fetal position, surrounded by all the cheap college ramen he had to endure for weeks on end*
    http://oi59.tinypic.com/33p3cbl.jpg

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What Guys Said 9

  • Q: Why are most hurricanes named after women?
    A: Because when they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car.

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  • A guy calls up his mate and said "hey, nobody's going to be at my place tonight, you should come over"
    And his mate said "Awesome, I'm not doing anything so I'll be there, what time should I come?"
    Guy said"come around 8pm"
    And his mate said "sure, I'll be there at 8"

    So the mate shows up at 8, knocks and knocks on the door but nobody's there...

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  • Tell you a joke?

    ... my love life -_-

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  • Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a gun Get in the van
    Roses are red Violets are blue I'm gonna fuck you in the ass with a rake
    Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.
    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
    How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an axe.

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  • Okay here is a joke
    "The kardashians"

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  • if you has a flea on each breast how would one flea get to meet the other flea?

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  • What time do you go to the dentist?

    Tooth-hurty. HARDY HAR HAR

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  • I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.

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  • Why couldn't the Watermelon get married? Cause he Cantaloupe

    Elopement (marriage) ?

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