Would you rather eat the rotting corpse of your dearest family member or be mercilessly impaled by your mother?

And why.

  • Eat the rotting corpse of a family member
    42% (5)30% (3)36% (8)Vote
  • Be impaled by my mother
    58% (7)70% (7)64% (14)Vote
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Most Helpful Guy

  • impaled by my mother

    she's got arthritis so I can't imagine her doing a lot of damage

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What Guys Said 7

  • Bring on that rotting corpse! Can I have nose plugs and a blindfold while I eat the corpse?

    Either way I choose life over getting impaled on anything.. screw that

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  • Impaled
    just because I don't think I could live with myself after picking A anyway

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  • If I'm in a situation where I'm starving and I need to eat even my rotting dead family member, it's better to do that than to die with my mother trying to kill me. That'd be a big blow to the emotional balls as well as your organs' balls.

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  • I picked B because somebody's gotta do it

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  • Not if it were rotting... that's just gross...

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    • Would it be okay if it were fresh?

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    • Alright then.

    • Doesn't cannibalism become more socially acceptable when it's life or death, like that soccer team that got trapped in the mointains?

  • being impaled sounds kinda kinky :D

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    • I've seen better comments here.

    • I too, but long words would be too difficult for you.

    • Was that meant to be offensive by any chance? You gotta try a little harder than that, freak.

What Girls Said 5

  • "MOM GET THE TRIDENT."
    YES I HAVE A REAL TRIDENT.
    its a homestuck thing. You wouldn't understand.

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  • I don't want to be impaled by anyone! That's why!

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  • I'd do neither

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  • I'm a vegetarian so i guess i'd have to go with B

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  • What made you ask this? x_x

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    • Nothing in particular.

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