- Eat the rotting corpse of a family member42% (5)30% (3)36% (8)Vote
- Be impaled by my mother58% (7)70% (7)64% (14)Vote
Bring on that rotting corpse! Can I have nose plugs and a blindfold while I eat the corpse?
Either way I choose life over getting impaled on anything.. screw that
If I'm in a situation where I'm starving and I need to eat even my rotting dead family member, it's better to do that than to die with my mother trying to kill me. That'd be a big blow to the emotional balls as well as your organs' balls.
I picked B because somebody's gotta do it
I've seen better trolls here.
"MOM GET THE TRIDENT."
YES I HAVE A REAL TRIDENT.
its a homestuck thing. You wouldn't understand.
I don't want to be impaled by anyone! That's why!
I'd do neither
I'm a vegetarian so i guess i'd have to go with B
What made you ask this? x_x