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Nothing. My mind is completely empty while I'm just like this...
"Day three: Still no bowel movement... I'm beginning to think it's a lost cause. Maybe I'm meant to die here, alone, with the scent of Airsol clinging to my clothes. There is no hope for my intestines."
When I'm pooping im usually thinking "im pooping"
I always think, "How come this happens so often and how come I can not consume one frickin' thing without having to rush to the bathroom and take a poo?
Ahhh pooping 💩💩 one of my favourite things to talk about! Haha you say too many chicks answered this. That would be because chicks also 💩💩 and it also feels great for the chick when she is pushing out a 💩💩 to. It is funny you should ask this question because I am literally sitting on the toilet typing this on my iPhone while pushing. I am thinking about how each time I push a log of 💩💩💩 out my ass how I am feeling better and better. I am not lying either that is really what I am doing. I am thinking about how great I am going to feel when I have finished sending my canoes down the river. Lol lmao 😩💩💩💩💩😊
I'll often think how awsome it would be if I could just teleportation the poop away or if I never had to use the bathroom.
Time to snapchat!
You know, general stuff like what's the purpose of life or are we alone in the universe or where did we come from. Sometimes I like to connect my energy and thoughts with the universe and think about infinity of possibilities out there. As I said, normal stuff.
I read the Uncle John Toilet Reader - great literature in bowel sized doses.
I always just sit there and really enjoy myself LOL! How nice it feels coming out.
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