Name something a burglar might not wanna see when he breaks into a house?


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Most Helpful Guy

  • Steve Harvey - 'cause this is a Family Feud question

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Most Helpful Girl

  • The body of the previous burglar who tried to steal from my house...

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What Guys Said 18

  • A big naked black man with an erection.

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  • He might miss that security sign in front of one's house and take it
    upon himself to break in anyways

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  • . . . a nine year old pointing a pump shotgun.

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  • spiders all over the walls

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  • Foot long dildo with shit stains all over it

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  • A cop eating a donut and a cup of coffe before he goes to work?

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  • his mother, naked

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  • My grandmother.

    She got that crazy ass Southern blood, she'll shoot him in the knees, beat his ass, then drag him in half dead for a meal while the cops arrive.

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  • Three naked men having sex in a kiddie pool full of chicken heads ;)

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  • He decides to take a piss and founds a giant turd in the toilet.

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  • Me...6'1", considerably large and intimidating

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  • Your beg dog

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  • A badge and gun

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  • His wife getting fucked by the hideously old house owner

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  • Well if they make it pass the 90,000 voltage 20ft electronic fence and armed guards it be the dogs

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  • A fireplace mantle piece filled entirely with dildos and handcuffs.

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  • A dirty naked old man who likes to molest burglars.

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What Girls Said 3

  • A gimp locked in a cage in one of the closets.

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  • An old fat woman fingering herself to Fifty Shades of Grey

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  • me naked, he'd turn and back out the door

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