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Easy, it's the parrot.
They are very expensive, but there's a reason for that. For one thing, a lot of them can live the rest of your life, even if you get them when you are young.
They are very affectionate.
They can talk, and some can even sort of carry on a conversation.
They bond and are very loyal
They are cool and always happy
They are very smart
They like kisses
They can learn to ask for a kiss or to be patted - using words to ask
When they really get chatting they can be hilarious in the things they say
Some can imitate almost any sound, from a police siren to a toilet flushing
(doing a toilet flush is pretty funny if you have guests)
They somehow know what time it is and when it's time for their favorite TV show2