What are the funniest short jokes you've ever remembered?


1). What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed? Oh sheeet

2). I use to be addicted to soap.. But now I'm clean

I can't think of any others haha
What are the funniest short jokes you've ever remembered?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • hahaha.. these were good.. but i dont remember any right now..

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    • Thanks for MHO. Even tho I could not remember any jokes.. 😃😊😊

Most Helpful Guy

  • 2 guys went to a bar the first said I'd like some H2O the other said I'd like some H2O too. The second guy started not too feel too good afterwards.

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What Girls Said 3

  • I went to a wedding last weekend god it was abismul even the cake was in tears

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  • An Irishman walks out of a bar.
    A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
    How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
    What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

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  • My favorite has always been...

    A blonde walks into a bar. Says, "ow."

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What Guys Said 2

  • What did the cheese say to the mirror?
    Halloumi!

    What did the goldsmith say to the robber?
    Ay! You!

    What do you do to dead chemistry teachers?
    You Barium

    I'd tell you another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

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  • Roses r red, violets r blue, I've got a gun, get in the van

    How do u get a clown off the swing? Hit him with an axe

    Why did the chicken commit suicide? I'll let u solve that one :)

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