1). What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed? Oh sheeet
2). I use to be addicted to soap.. But now I'm clean
I can't think of any others haha
What are the funniest short jokes you've ever remembered?
What Girls Said 3
I went to a wedding last weekend god it was abismul even the cake was in tears0
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.0
My favorite has always been...
A blonde walks into a bar. Says, "ow."0
What Guys Said 2
What did the cheese say to the mirror?
What did the goldsmith say to the robber?
What do you do to dead chemistry teachers?
I'd tell you another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.0
Roses r red, violets r blue, I've got a gun, get in the van
How do u get a clown off the swing? Hit him with an axe
Why did the chicken commit suicide? I'll let u solve that one :)0