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I would answer and thank him for all the blessings in my life. they I would ask him only one queestion: "How am I doing so far?"
Then he'd probably answer me with a smart ass answer like "My child, only you will know".
Then after that, I'll be 2x more confused
I'm pretty damn sure god wouldn't call atheists
My brother was trying to get me to believe something one time (don't remember what) and I wasn't believing him.
A little while later I saw my brother call someone and then I got a call saying " Nuala this is god and I am telling you (what my brother was talking about) is true"
So I gave my brother who was trying not to laugh a look, then perfectly calmly said
"sorry I'm a atheist" and hanged up. So that's what I did when 'god' called me 😄
I'd decline because he probably saw me chilling with the devil at my place wit dat 50 piece chicken nuggets and combos from McDonald's and is probably calling why I didn't invite him smh
I'd be like... what is it god I am quite busy screwing my neighbors wife, stealing his car, killing a telemarketer and masturbating to a picture of your son... Kanye.
Any commandments I may have left out?
I would definitely answer no matter what or text back either
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