If you had fifteen seconds to kill yourself, how would you do it?

NOT ENCOURAGING ANYONE TO ACTUALLY DO IT!

Just for sh*ts and giggles. Is there anything within arm's reach which could do the job? A hammer, a rope, a rock? Are you on top of a parking garage? Railroad track? Next to a shark tank? Sharks with lasers?

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Stapler, maybe?

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I would strangle myself with my phone charger maybe? lol

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Most Helpful Guy

  • *Looks around plain old office*

    Man, this is gonna be very painful. Everything around me is pretty blunt.

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What Girls Said 3

  • Shoot myself in the mouth.

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  • Electrocution. Just jab my two fingers in the socket.

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  • I could drown myself in a cup of water.

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What Guys Said 6

  • I'm in my room on the 8th floor. I'd get the chair, smash it against the window, and then do the Superman.

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  • I'd call the police. They seem to like killing just about anyone and everyone these days. It might take them 45 minutes to show up, but I could probably set the entire ordeal in motion in 14 seconds.

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  • Cyanid capsule. Best method.

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    • Why, do you have one available? Gotta be some thing or method in your immediate vicinity as you read this.

      Could try to bite through the phone's battery...

  • wait 16 seconds and go on with my life ;)

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  • Elke the stallion sitting on my face.

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  • 2.bp.blogspot.com/.../Baby-Making-Funny-Face.png

    Hell naw bro. I don't even want to think about that. That's having suicidal thoughts.

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    • Fair enough. Not suicidal or anything, just saw that linked game.

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