What would you do if you found out your gf/bf was Jesus?

One day your gf/bf calls you and say you need to talk. You go to their house. They explain that they're the reincarnation of Jesus and they came back to Earth. They prove it by bringing angels around & miracles etc. Then they introduce you to to their friends Buda, Mohammad and Mohammad's gorgeous dark-skinned black girlfriend

What would you do


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Most Helpful Guy

  • I'd laugh and resolve to stay off the magic mushroms!!

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Most Helpful Girl

  • "Bae, I know a mental asylum that could really use a miracle right now. Please come help them out..."

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What Guys Said 6

  • I'd start making requests for changing the world for the better through miracles. Then I'd break up with her for not being honest about her identity.

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  • Well I doubt a "god" who claims, that there is one god, and one god only
    could be friends other "gods".. That aside, Buddha is not a god, just a man. ^.^

    Also, I would be fine with whatever she assumed to be
    what matters is what she does, not what she is.

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  • "If you get me martyred, I'll beat you up in heaven..."

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  • I thought Jesus was a man.

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  • Give me money

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  • Crucify her.

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