You got: Really F*cking Single
Perk up, buttercup! Common thoughts that run through your head are “Why am I single?” or “How am I single?” and “When will I not be single anymore?” 95 percent of your day is spent thinking about how you are single or ways to not be single. But calm down, you’ll find your special someone… Someday. Maybe.
Most Helpful Guy
You got: Crazy Cat Person Single
OK, so you may not own any cats, but that’s not the point. You’ve gotten a little too comfortable in your singledom. Maybe it’s time to pull on some pants and put yourself out there.
That may actually be not that far from the truth...1
Most Helpful Girl
You got: Destined To Be Single
Take a deep breath, but don’t worry. Some things in life are certain: Death, taxes, and you being single. You were single when you emerged from your mother’s womb and entered this world and there is a very good chance you might die single. But you don’t let it get you down!
They literally gave me a small glimpse into the future and honestly I'm not bothered by it. *shrugs shoulders*1