I don't know what made me think of this! But would you work as a security guard at FNAF? I sure as hell wouldn't! would you?
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Most Helpful Guy
Hey, look, buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like, 'What is beauty', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.
[pauses playing to drink from a bottle of cola.]
For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: use a gun. And if that don't work?
[a salvo of rockets launches]
Use more guns.
[rockets explode; scream; the Bonnie's hand lands at the Atomic's feet]
Like this heavy-caliber rocket design by other engineers... [kicks the Bonnie's hand away] ... built by manufacturers, and you best hope... [pauses playing; deadly serious] ... not pointed at you.
[ Proceeds to level restaurant ]0
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Most Helpful Girl
No, duh. That shut is crazy scary0