Is it considered a meal if you eat a bottle of mayonnaise as it is?

I mean pour mayo into a plate then eat it as it is…since it contains calories is it considered a meal?

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  • not a meal
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  • A meal is an eating occasion that takes place at a certain time and includes specific, prepared food, or the food eaten on that occasion. The names used for specific meals in English vary greatly, depending on the speaker's culture, the time of day, or the size of the meal.

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What Girls Said 14

  • No, not at all. Have you been introduced to Hijikata-san?

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  • Please don't do that, that's high in fat and kind of disgusting.

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    • i'm not fat and i use lots of mayo on food

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    • She's right. It is very unhealthy. 😳
      +1 girly

    • @Genie23 but nice...

  • eww... that does not sound very yummie. maybe because of all the calories i'd consider it a meal. but I don't know how filling it would b :/

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    • basically when i eat fries or pasta i use half bottle of mayo... ;p

    • hahahahaha!!! well as long as you eat it with something... i guess ur ok.

  • Is oatmeal a meal? Nasty soggy bland food consumed. Is this a meal? If oatmeal is a meal then surely mayonnaise is.

    The better question is, is it an instrument?

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  • That's just gross. You shouldn't even be putting more than a few tablespoons of mayonnaise on anything. Even the low fat stuff is still high in fat.

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    • basically as i said below i use half bottle on mayo on fries or pasta... reason's:

      "fries r very hot to be eaten as they r and plain pasta's totally gross... "

      ^especially pasta... plain pasta's not edible at all, i almost chocked on it when i ate it plain... i've tried various condiments on it and mayo tastes better among all... :)

      and ya i'm aware dat mayo's high in fat (it's even mentioned on da jar/bottle)... soda as well's high... but even if i consume those stuff daily i'm still thin... so i dunno... maybe i'm lucky when it comes to food... :|

    • *of mayo

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  • i don't know if it is a meal or not.. but it is really gross..

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    • gross? don't u like mayo?

    • not really.. i mean i dont hate it.. but eating only mayo? is something i can never do..

  • I'm pretty sure that's considered unhealthy...

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  • Anything can be a meal if you try hard enough...

    I hope you don't get sick of it after a few meals though!

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  • You're gonna make me throw up.

    Mayo is so nasty 😷

    It's a codiment so definitely not a meal no matter how much of it you eat.

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  • I now hate mayo...

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  • It's gross that's what it is.

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  • That's so gross I just gaged ew

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    • LOL y? i always add half bottle of mayo when i eat fries or pasta... :)

      fries r very hot to be eaten as they r and plain pasta's totally gross... :|

    • I don't eat condiments and the thought of eating it omg turns my stomach. I eat my fries plain haha

  • A very odd one at that o_0

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What Guys Said 15

  • Well, I think it's a meal because mayonnaise is very nutritious

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  • If hot sauce is a beverage.

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  • Nigga..
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    I love mayo, but that is just disgusting.

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  • I'd vote that it's probably not. But with that being said I used to love mustard in that way. I wouldn't go all fancy and put it on a plate; but I would get a few bottles and straight drink them for lunches.

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  • That is not a meal at all my friend not at all.

    And just what the heck kind of diet do you live off of?

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  • That just sounds gross

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  • I don't know if it is considered a meal or not but could it be considered a death sentence?

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  • I think strictly speaking, it's an early grave :)

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    • oh god relax... u took it too far!

    • Dude, you eat like my 7 year old nephew, if he was left to his devices.

  • That sounds disgusting, but to ask this, can you do it? Nothing else, just a jar of mayo.

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  • Man fuck no.

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  • Cookies and milk isn't a meal

    A meal is a certain amount of food, u know with a main dish, side, drink, etc.

    And a bottle of mayo? I'm impressed.

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  • The question is can you pull it off

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    • definetely... basically when it comes to past especially i eat more mayo than pasta... tastes better ;)

  • Body not only needs calories, but lot many minerals, vitamins, proteins and other stuff

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  • What the fuck. That's just disgusting, sorry.

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