Most Helpful Guy
I would use my laser pointer to point at things around the workplace. Then I become the boss of him! >:-D Muahahaha! :P2
Most Helpful Girl
I would be his catnip dealer to get the occasional raise and corner office.2
Use fish and catnip to bribe my way to the top ( kidding )
I honestly don't know what I'd do lol, that would certainly be a interesting experience.
Purrrrrcede to the exit. There's got meowore to life that. Forget the severance pay have you seen the fee line?
Bring my dog to work.
Put it in water.