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Anybody got some cool knock knock jokes?
What Guys Said 8
aww, don't do that.1
I have really good jokes but they aren't knock knock jokes.
What do you do when your dish washer is broken?
You slap her
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.
Why did God create woman?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
What do you call the useless skin around a pussy?
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothin’ you ain’t told the bitch twice already.
Why do women have tits?
So men will talk to them.
What's the difference between your pay check and your dick?
You don't have to beg her to blow your pay check.1
What Girls Said 1
Nah, I'm lame at jokes0