You got: 4 weddings and a urinal
Most people get lucky to find ONE true love and here you are with four. Time after time, you’ll meet a perfect person, marry them, and then get a divorce. The last of your four marriages will be with an engineer who’s designed a prototype for a game-changing urinal. The urinal design will be so massively popular that you’ll both be billionaires. You’ll have three children and you’ll name them Latrine, Commode, and Pot.
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You got: a Twitter romance and a kid called Hashtag
Whether you love or hate social media right now, there will come a point in your life when you are a veritable 100% Twitter addict. Shortly thereafter, you’ll notice one account in particular retweeting you on the daily. You’ll slide into those DMs, set up a date, and then meet the love of your life. Together, your Klout score is sky-high and your influencer status is unstoppable. You’ll have three children and you’ll name them Hashtag, RT, and Fav. #Aww.
No, no, no that's impossible
hahaha this was pretty much my reaction to this.
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You got: SO MUCH SEX, HOLY SHIT
First of all, hey ;) You’re stunning. Has anyone ever told you you’re stunning? Like, your face is next level. Your bod is on an even higher level than your face. And DON’T EVEN get me started on that personality. The long and short of your future is this: Your career will go to shit, you’ll be broke pretty much forever, your family will hate you at some point, buuuuuut you’ll always have your charm and attractiveness and will probably set a world record for Most Sex Had By Any Human Ever. What’re you doing later? Wanna hang? What’s up? Heyyyy ;)
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