Can you think of a dumb saying that will make me laugh?

"a bird can fly but a fly can't bird"
I want to laugh so badly so think of a saying that so stupid its funny.
Lets have a contest on who the best.


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Most Helpful Guy

  • You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

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Most Helpful Girl

  • If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

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What Guys Said 3

  • I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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  • 100 percent of homeless Africans can't afford their mortgages.

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  • Go to Hell.

    (... but there isn't one... ;) )

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