What's the most Cringeworthy Complements I can Send My Girlfriend in The Morning?

Trying to make her cringe in a morning text message

Updates:
keep in mind that we're not next to each other

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Good morning my sweet buttercup, I want to taste your lips against mine.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • "I just took the best dump of my life, and I thought of you. Love you, babe."

    "I was as hard as a rock this morning. Must have been dreaming of you."

    "It's weird going to bed without you. I miss the snoring."

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    • i like the last one. i'll send that now and see what comes up for the others

What Girls Said 1

  • "Your morning breath smells good to me"

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What Guys Said 3

  • "are open sores down there normal?"

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  • Why would you?

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  • You smell just like my mother.

    That's about awkward, creepy, and/or cringeworthy as it gets

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