Do you follow the god emperor?


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  • FOR THE EMPRRRR.

    SPEHSSS MAHREEENS, CHAAAAAAAAAAGE!

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    • Feels bad to copy and paste who the Emperor is. Fucking heretics are going to break my CTRL button.

What Girls Said 2

  • Yes, All hail The Emperor of Kicking People's Tushes.

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  • Huh? Filler

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    • Warhammer 40k universe.

      People had a bunch of good and bad thoughts that kinda collect when they die. Bad thoughts turned into the various Chaos gods. Good thoughts turned into the Emperor.
      He went around, saving mankind from evil. But he was eventually getting weak and needed to expand his power to save people. So humanity built him a massive chair that collects good thoughts and gives it to him, like food, and channels his power to save the entire universe. The chair needed more and more power, since his physical body and mind were dying, which meant we needed the sacrifice of a thousand people with really powerful thoughts (like psychics) to give him power. (This is the future, so humanity is pretty damn big by this point and a thousand psychics every day is no big deal).

      So his chair is old and breaking, as is his body, so we have no idea how to keep back the Chaos gods, so we're all fucked. The entirety of humanity worships the Emperor as a god, and that faith has power.

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    • You... asked?

      Would it have been more polite to ignore you?

    • Just sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me

What Guys Said 3

  • I follow a different God Emperor, because THE SPICE MUST FLOW

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  • He is but a powerful man.
    We are the cosmos.

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  • who is it?

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    • Warhammer 40k universe.

      People had a bunch of good and bad thoughts that kinda collect when they die. Bad thoughts turned into the various Chaos gods. Good thoughts turned into the Emperor.
      He went around, saving mankind from evil. But he was eventually getting weak and needed to expand his power to save people. So humanity built him a massive chair that collects good thoughts and gives it to him, like food, and channels his power to save the entire universe. The chair needed more and more power, since his physical body and mind were dying, which meant we needed the sacrifice of a thousand people with really powerful thoughts (like psychics) to give him power. (This is the future, so humanity is pretty damn big by this point and a thousand psychics every day is no big deal).

      So his chair is old and breaking, as is his body, so we have no idea how to keep back the Chaos gods, so we're all fucked. The entirety of humanity worships the Emperor as a god, and that faith has power.

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