If you were really hungry, really exhausted and really gross, what would you do first - eat, nap, or shower?

  • Eat 😋🍴
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  • Nap 😴⭐
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  • Shower 🚿🛀
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  • First shower, that'll wake me up and make me more hungry. Then I'd eat, and then go to sleep.

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  • Eat, shower, sleep in that order. Food wins over all. 🍦🍩🍰🍪🍫🍬🍭🍔🍝🍕

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What Guys Said 37

  • Order take out, wank, eat, wank, sleep, wank, shower while wanking.

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  • Lived this way for months on deployment while serving in the US Navy.

    Standing watch in the engine room with a 6 and 6 schedule. Ambient air temperature was between 95°F and 125°F depending on where you were in the engine room at the time. Standing watch 6 and 6 means you are on watch for 6 hours then off watch for 6 hours, around the clock, 7 days a week.
    When you get off watch, you are soaked with sweat. The berthing spaces are air conditioned down to about 80°F. As soon as you walk in, you are clammy and getting cold.

    So...
    1) you shower (navy shower < 5 gallons used ➡get wet, soap down, rinse and done)

    2) You eat now. Never assume that just because a meal is scheduled for later that you will have the opportunity to eat it. I've missed three meals in a row because of that assumption. Never again.

    3) With a clean body and a full belly, you can now sleep. With any luck, you'll get in 4 hours of sleep before your next 6 hour watch.

    Anchors aweigh! ⚓

    (Special Note: If your Chief Engineer is an asshole, then you will only get to sleep every other off watch period. Some officers think that a 12 hour work day is being too soft. Better to make it an 18 hour work day. That will keep the crew in line and get the work done.

    Right.)

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  • probably a short nap, then order food quick.

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  • Eat because it's hard to fall asleep with an empty stomach. Then nap because why take a shower if I'm going to take a nap and wake up sweaty anyway?

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  • Can't stand being dirty. Shower first!

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  • I'd definitely shower first. I couldn't eat or nap comfortably if I were dirty.

    I'd eat second, then nap time.

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  • Eat, shower, nap! I want my food to settle a bit before I lay down.

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  • Fap. Then cry a little bit because I'm single as fck. Then I'd take a shower still sobbing. I'd get out of the shower then order a pizza. Then I'd eat myself into a food coma because I'm trying to eat away my emotions. Then I'd fall asleep in shame

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  • Eat, shower, sleep

    You feel better after eating so you can enjoy the shower, and you feel better after the shower so you can enjoy the nap. Perfect order.

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  • Why are you all of the above? O_O

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  • Shower... nap in shower... wake up in cold water... jump into bed... continue napping.

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  • Eat shower slam some energy drinks and get back at her

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  • Eating first! Can't function well when hungry. :-P

    The shower, then nap. 8-)

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  • I would probably eat, nap then shower

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  • Shower, nap, food.

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  • I would absolutely shower first.. I'm crazy about hygiene.

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  • Shower! And then eat!
    Then sleep with my full belly ☺️

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  • Shower then sleep and hope the food isn't all gone by the time I wake.

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  • Eat. Can't go catabolic.

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  • Shower, eat, then nap with a full belly. Mmm... sounds nice...

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  • Eat first I need the nutrients. Then shower to relax and to get the dirt/sweat off. Then nap. Besides showers can help you fall asleep easier.

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  • I've always been a hungry wolf searching far and wide for sum babez so iono about u :/

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  • I would eat, shower, than nap

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  • I would probably shower, then eat, then sleep.

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  • Eat on my way to sleep... then shower

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  • Shower over everything.

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  • I would shower first, then sleep, and then get a large pizza, with lots and lots of pepperoni!

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  • if really gross and nut just meh... shower first. then eat something quick and go sleep last

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  • i would shower, eat, nap in that order

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  • I eat first, then a lovely shower and followed by a nap.

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What Girls Said 46

  • This is an easy question for me because this is my routine! I will shower first, because I don't like getting into my bed all grubby and I like being clean when I eat (which makes no sense at all).

    Shower, Eat, Sleep! :)

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  • That's an easy one nap. I'll kill two birds with one stone that way... Well at least for the mean time I won't be hungry because I'll be sleep because of how exhausted I am.

    As of the other one who gives AF? I'm pretty sure if I was starving, exhausted, and smelly I'd be poor so so what/who cares/who am I trying to impress by showering first?

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    • Or just coming home from a long day of work not having eaten yet? I think that's more the scenario here.

    • @Joga_Dust

      I do that all time sometimes full days without eating so it wouldn't be that hungry.

    • I was referring to your comment about being homeless and poor, which I don't think is really the scenario for the question.

  • shower. i live in the shower.

    also, i can bring food into the shower. i could even read a book in the shower. i'm a very skilled shower-taker ;P

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  • Eat in the shower but actually have it be a shower/tub and then take a nap in the tub. But still have it be a shower so you aren't sitting in the water. Also that way when the water gets cold you know its time to wake up.

    So all at once. Maybe throw in a beer because shower beers are the best kind of beers.

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    • I am actually at this point right now in my life and I decided internet so I guess I just suck at life.

  • Shower, eat and then nap.

    If I shower I would more likely enjoy what I'm eating and feeling nice and fresh is a nice comfortable feeling I very much like. I would then eat. That feeling of being full from food makes me feel lazy so a nap would just fall into place.

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  • Shower - I can't do any other of those things until I shower.
    I've had days like that. A lot of them.

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  • Nap, eat, shower.

    It really depends though. If I really, truly, felt gross, then it would probably be shower, nap and then eat. After I shower, I get really tired, so I wouldn't have the energy to eat.

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  • Shower, eat.
    Nap, eat.
    Eat, eat.
    Yus.

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  • Shower. The feeling of grossness trumps the other feelings. The workout from the act of showering will build up an appetite and make me more tired, so I will enjoy my food more and end the day with a pleasant slumber.

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  • I would eat, then I would nap, and later that night I would shower.
    If I was realllllly gross I would probably shower second.

    But after a work out, I nap then shower. Cause I'm gross.

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  • Shower then sleep immediately.

    While sleeping, my hunger will eventually die off (but I'd get gastric lol) so it's two birds with one stone.

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  • I can't eat or sleep if I feel gross so I will shower, then I will sleep and final eat the next morning. 🚿

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  • Nap for sure XD

    My sleep is more important wham anything else XD yeah, I know, gross... But come on, if I'm really exhausted I'll just sleep

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  • Take a nap after eating, all in the shower 💁🏻
    Nah, this is how it goes: food first, (because well food is life) then shower, and take a nap afterwards (:

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  • I would probably take a quick shower first, cook my meal, clean up, then pass out.

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  • shower.. eat.. nap.. cuz i like to be totally tension free before i sleep..

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  • Eat. Unless I was in the process of passing out. Then nap.

    But if I can still walk around. I usually eat, shower and then nap.

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  • shower and call some friends for a good f-party!

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  • eat. then nap on the floor or something if im that dirty. then shower.

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  • Eat in the shower, then nap 😝

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  • Shower and then food and then nap. Can't sleep if I feel gross or if I'm too hungry.

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  • Eat... anyone else?

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  • I would take a nap first. When I'm exhausted all I want is to take a nap, no matter what. Plus, me and naps, it's a love affair 😏 .

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  • Shower always trumps everything for me. It's be shower, food, nap.

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  • Wash my hands and eat

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  • I'd totally shower first. I can't sleep whilst gross and food can always wait.

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  • Shower, eat, nap foreverr

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  • gargle nasally with warm salt water, drink water and eat

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  • Shower eat nap

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  • Shower, eat, then nap.

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