What is the most ridiculous quote you can come up with?

You have to make one up.


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  • "Never say you can never do something unless it's proven that you can't do that something which can't be proven that you can't do that something because that would be a theory and you never know until you try again but it still can't be proven because the next time you may get it but not know because you quit." - MYSELF

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  • All that matters is if she swallows

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  • (this isn't my quote, I saw someone on gag post it)

    "sex is just concentrate rape" -anonymous 18-24

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  • Bloody, Broken, Bruised... But not Buried

    - James QooLipBite

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  • Gaggers make me Gag!!!

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  • "There are only three types of bussiness dinners, really. There are dinners where no unicorn will be eaten, there are dinners where you know before you arrive who will eat the unicorn, and there are dinners where you don't know who will eat the unicorn until you begin."

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  • "Remember our house words. Pineapple is coming..."

    Nothing will ever be as stupid though as Tokyo Drift;s quote though, "If you ain't out of control you ain't in control."

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  • "How can that french dude wear an Adidas Jacket? It's like surrendering to Germany all over again. And that in terms of fashion."

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  • If you just make it up its not a quote. Okay, don't change your socks until you can throw them at the wall and they stick there

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  • "What is supposed to happen will happen, what is not supposed to happen can still happen, what can't happen was never supposed to happen"

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  • When having doubt approaching a hot girl. Just remember she poops and farts too.

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  • If butterflies pea are they peanutbutterflies?

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  • It's important to score a goal in soccer.

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  • Wherever you go, that's where you are.

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  • Hmmm... I got nothing. :)

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  • does that mena you go all the way on the first date?

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  • "Tough titty said the kitty when the milk ran dry."

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  • Quote : there are a lot of niggars on this site. White Power !!!
    KKK lives on.
    Go KKK go

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  • "That depends on what the definition of is, is."

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  • Life sucks, your mom is life.

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  • Umm..

    Jump like a kangaroo, sleep like a rock.

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  • boobs are like the early spring flowers. only more bouncy, and they give off milk instead of honey.

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What Girls Said 11

  • ''you gotta stay cool.. don't be a dick.. and don't be a pussy... be a boob cuz they are fun and awesome. and something to hold on to when you are feeling sad.. '' 😂
    ~cinderelli~ 😂

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  • "When life gives you lemons, give it back to it with a confused look and say 'Of all the things I ask of you and you give me this shit?' "

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  • Whenever you feel bad, just think there is a crazy bitch like me out there making a stupid quote instead of doing her homework

    — WhatTheHellAmy

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  • First thing that came to mind was this "If it ain't cheese then it's crap." :D
    img14.deviantart.net/.../..._do_we_art-d473npq.jpg

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  • "How can we convince our Romanian teacher to commit siucide?"
    I would lie if I would say this didn't come out from my mouth. 😂

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  • lmao in like 9th grade my friend and i were making a facebook for me and she was filling out the information for me and asked for a quote.
    the first thing that came to mind was
    "life is like bananas, because they're good."

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  • "Mm mph mmm mmm mmm mmph."
    ~Kenny McCormick, South Park

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  • jitter bugs crawling up my pants

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  • "Dogs eat food"

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  • You will die so waste your time wisely

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  • The furry plate shines like a sun above the TV

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