What would you do if your kid did this?

Your kid sits you and your spouse down, takes a deep breath and confesses:

"Parents... I'm going to major in Puppetry."

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Most Helpful Guy

  • hung it from the ceiling?

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Most Helpful Girl

  • As long as s/he doesn't have one of those creepy ventriloquist dummies... you guys know the one I mean? (shudders)

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What Guys Said 2

  • I'd slap that kid so hard teeth will start falling out.

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  • I'd immediately demand a paternity test... No way that child came from my seed

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What Girls Said 1

  • Ask them why they are talking about "majoring" when thats an English thing, and then find out if this is even a real thing. On the fluke, freak chance that it is i'll just tell them its a stupid idea.

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    • Majoring as in college?

    • *is not an English thing
      We don't have majors or minors in england. College is what america calls high school and we have university instead of college

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