Best pun joke? filler?

  • Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.
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  • What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"
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  • Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
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  • What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
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  • Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
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  • OTHER! (Comment)
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  • The fifth joke is the best :D

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  • I love the swimming pool one

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  • Two guys walk into a bar. The next guy ducks.
    Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
    Some women call me an asshole. Well, you are what you eat.

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  • Three guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes and they need a cigarette lighter what do they do?
    Toss one cigarette overboard and get a cigarette lighter.

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  • Hahahah A and E made me laugh :)

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