Why would gay people want to poison candy to make other people gay?

This story must be true as it comes from a Christian source. The Christian Defense League of Texas warns people to not eat brightly colored candy and other candy that may have been handled by gay people. Will you be throwing out your Skittles and tart type candies?

  • I will throw out most of my candy now
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  • I will keep it/be brave and risk it
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  • I kinda don't know if this could be 100% true
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Updates:
liberaldarkness.com/.../
Sorry here is the link. Bless you all and be careful

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  • I have a had gay guys trying to convince me to be gay, but I'm straight all the way. In my life I have had a hand full of gays hitting on me, I don't why. funny but true.

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    • They like me too lol. Well women like me a lot too so it all evens out and it's flattering.

    • I guess we are lucky like that bro, let's use this gift wisely while we're still young and let the good time role and make memories.

    • Hell yes Mr Whizzy. With a name like that you could do a lot of writing in the snow.

What Girls Said 11

  • Those damned gays. Always trying to turn good souls away from god's light.

    *yawn*

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    • Finally someone gets it :P

    • (Said the biggest atheist and LGBTQ supporter ever)

    • Sorry you might be number 2 :P

  • Fuck, I was wondering why I've had a hankering to eat pussy, damn Skittles!!!

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    • Someone needs Jesus. Bless you my dear child. May the doobage soothe and comfort you.

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    • He probably deserved it...

    • He was good people. He worked for BP and had a bible.

  • TASTE THE RAINBOW

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    • liberaldarkness.com/.../
      sorry here is the link

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    • OMFG BRB DYING XD

    • @BellePepper Dang republican night owls always promising to be right back.

  • what? does it make you extra gay if you eat it? geee i don't know man i've been eating brightly coloured candy all my life!! it would explain so much!!!

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  • Haha yes and the world has also been created in 7 days 😂👍

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    • If I was God it would have been 6.

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    • Or maybe 6,000 years :P

    • Then it would have been a total masterpiece 😎

  • I just read your comments and I love you. OMG thanks for this!

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    • I love you too :)
      Thanks for your answer my smart friend.

  • I cannot throw out non-expired food. I'd donate it to the next orphanage.

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    • Good thinking young lady. Hope all is well

  • Sure. Always eat non coloured candy.

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  • I don't eat those anyway.

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    • Gay people or candy?

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    • 😱😱😱😱

    • Lady fingers are scrumptious.

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    • Not sure how much more Madea I can handle. I now must pray but will be back.

  • Are you serious?
    Or seriously trolling right now?

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    • Oops forgot the link sorry.
      liberaldarkness.com/.../

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    • Lying is not an attractive quality.
      Is that where all the groping's at?

    • Well if you're there sure then the groping will be there too. Lying is quite awful yes. Hopefully I keep my lying to just anon posts on Gag.

What Guys Said 3

  • Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

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    • You could have just had a V8? Bless you and please be aware of my update and your candy supply.

  • What a retarded question, like, is this a serious question

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    • It's true. I posted the link in my update.

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    • I continue to say, what a retarded question

    • You see the plus 1? I agree with you.

  • reported for nonsense

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    • Take the stick out of your ass and learn to read, this isn't nonsense it's a question about the absurdity of right wing Christians. You're just too dense to understand.

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    • The irony is strong.

    • @BellePepper Feeling a little leftish tonight dear?

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