Have you ever slept really good for like 6, 7, or 8 hours or whatever and woke up with your loaf out all over the place? You had your underwear or whatever sleeping attire you use and no one was around so why is the loaf everywhere? Was there an adventure that occured while sleeping that you're unaware of? wtf? Lazy answers like 'you must have played with it' will not be accepted, that didn't happen.
A question for the male Gag-ers?
What Girls Said 6
I'm not one to just loaf around. I'm not bread that way, no matter how you slice it.3
I want answer this question but I can't! grrr... lol1
God dammit, not again loaf.2
Man I fucking hate it when I wake up with my loaf everywhere. >:(1
Hahahhaa well I've woken up and my shirt was up but logically I probably just slept too hard1
Loaf? lmao were you baking that night? XD
Men just make me laugh with the new ways in which they call their junkl! lol1
What Guys Said 6
yes it's happened to me where my junk fell out of the fly.
even crazier, once I went to sleep and woke up completely naked.1
I'm confused is 'loaf' penis or jizz1
yupp, been there.
It just happens when your most calm.1
nooooo I haven't but I've also never heard one refer to a penis as "loaf" so maybe I'm weird1
Maybe someone is sneaking in and playing with it2