just wanted to know a few
Most Helpful Guy
The good ones are usually specific to the situation and the insult, so it's hard to come up with comebacks that are universally applicable.
But the best ones would be really inappropriate for a 14-year-old girl to use. :)
Really you're better off not engaging people who are so immature and unkind as to say anything which would bait a comeback. People who say rude things like that are real-life trolls. And, in real life as on the internet, never ever feed the trolls. :)0
Most Helpful Girl
As @deflet said, good comebacks are usually made up on the spot, tailored to the specific situation.
Acquiring a sharp mind is a lengthy process and is usually involuntary - people simply become more experienced, well read and educated with time, which helps train your brain to process information quickly and twist it to your needs.
You can't just memorise a few House quotes and suddenly become witty.0