I just see what they have and want to utterly tear it apart and make them sad and alone and miserable, even better if they hate each other. After all, if I can't be happy, I don't want anyone else to be.
Most Helpful Girl
The first stop to stopping hating couples is channeling all the energy you waste on acting like a small child because you're not given something on a silver platter that other people have to work for and I don't know... maybe trying to meet a girl you could call your own?1
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Most Helpful Guy
Bro, you have to be whole to become two.
In a healthy relationship, each individual knows they can honestly live without the other person. Do they want to? Hell no. But, they have a mutual understanding that they will be fine single.
You've got to get your head on straight man. You don't NEED anyone to be a badass motherfucker. You don't NEED anyone to live a great, fulfilling life.
Once that legitimately happens and you're not just telling yourself that, women will want to be with you.
If all else fails, start drinking and doing stupid shit. Make it well-known that you treat women horribly. Then watch the daddy issues girls come running to fix you.
That was a joke. Don't do the above.1