What are the lamest excuses for cheating you can come up with?

Here are some I came up with in another post:

"I wasn't really cheating, I was just... inspecting that girl's tonsils... with my tongue!"

"It was... it was an optical illusion!!"

"I did it for us! Because... it was... you... Urm... Nevermind."

"It wasn't really me! It was my long lost twin brother!"

Or simply:
What are the lamest excuses for cheating you can come up with?

Updates:
Bonus points if someone actually used them :)
Urm... scratch that part. That was pretty stupid of me. I wish I could edit it out.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • It was an accident... I just tripped and fell on it then off, back on and off, and on again 😱

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Points for someone who's actually cheated? Okay because thats a good thing

    And

    My dick slipped

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What Girls Said 11

  • 'It was a mistake' I love that one. How the fuck do you mistakenly cheat? Does your vagina just swallow a dick? Or does your dick just slip into a vagina?

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  • 'I was drunk.'
    'You hadn't answered my texts yet so...'
    'You've been working a lot and haven't had enough time to spend with me.'
    'You seem really distant lately.'
    'They were complimenting me and I felt bad to turn them down.'
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  • I never cheated but did have a guy try to cheat from my test in Philosophy class. I sat in a different seat next time...

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  • Ugh... if you were hotter I wouldn't have to look around.

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  • Oh I thought it was you.. Woops where are my glasses

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  • I slipped and fell...

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  • Lol "it wasn't me" like that shaggy song.

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  • Lol you're funny
    Let me tryyyyy :
    'It was.. Um.. I don't know. I lost my memory.'
    Oh damn, my 'humour' sucks :(

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  • How do people even cheat? I can't even get one guy to kiss me let alone two.

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  • lol I actually walked in on my boyfriend have sex with this random girl durring a party and all he said was "its not my fault its yours, i have needs" also he turned out to be a highschool drop out, i dodged a bullet

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  • "I thought it was you! You both look alike"

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