Imagine every time you have sex... ?

your pets lifetime gets reduced by 15 minutes.
Would you still do it? If yes, how often?
Imagine every time you have sex... ?

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  • My pet will live a long natural life then I guess lol

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What Girls Said 25

  • I'd cut the amount of sex we have quite a bit. Maybe bring it down to just once every two weeks, and get by on oral or 69 otherwise.

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  • this doesn't affect me atm, but i have no idea what to tell u lol... maybe sex once a fortnight then? so at the end of an entire year he loses 6 hours?
    still not a fun question lol =/

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    • It's not meant to be fun.
      For me the answer is easy, I wouldn't wanna take a single minute of my pets life for something like that.

    • well i do want to have a family someday so...

  • Never had a pet and am really bad with animals so I don't think this will be an issue :) What would you do?

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    • I'm currently single and quite shy, my cat will be fine... 👍

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    • I hear that all the time on this site... it's much easier for me online, but irl I'm quite shy

    • Makes sense. With written communication, you have more time to think before you put your words out there. I used to be very shy but not anymore.

  • hmmm... it would be pretty long than my bird is meant to live for so damn long like 30 years.

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  • Well, I have five dogs, so I would just rotate the minutes among them. Getting really old doesn't look that fun anyway. ;)

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  • Yumix, you terrible man, you. 😭

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  • I would never value myself over anyone's life so... Abstinence is a lonely friend :P

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  • I would never have sex again. I wouldn't want my kitteh to die. :( Same with my boyfriend he loves kittehs too.

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  • I have no pet.. :P all the sex for me.. HA!

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  • I don't have a pet but I used to... I loved her so much

    I don't know dude, oral sex counts? lol

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  • WHYYY YUMIXXX WHYYY!!! 😱😭
    I have a dog and a rabbit 😰 Maybe 1-2 times each month.

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  • This question almost made me cry!! I had to cuddle my spaniel for a while. No sex for me!

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  • Well I don t have a pet😆😆

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  • i don't have a pet

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  • Every fucking day

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  • Lol, I'm very much single so I think my parrot will be fine

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  • Guess I'd have to start buying a fuck ton of gold fish

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  • Not like I get sex anyways... So no. 😅

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  • My pet parrot already died :(
    And iv never even had sex

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  • I wouldn't sacrificed my pets life...

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  • nope i do it never!!!

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  • I don't get laid since I am still single so no

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  • I'm abstinent, so no problem :) My kitty and foster dogs are safe. But if I was with someone, I'd probably just have a lot of oral sex and do mutual masturbation. Then we could have explosive sex every few weeks to mix things up. My cat is spoiled rotten so I honestly think I could take off a year of his life without much guilt.

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  • Just give away the pet! Saves his life and I get to keep enjoying what I'm born to do which is to be happy!

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  • Yes, I don't have a pet lmao

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What Guys Said 19

  • For now it's not a problem.

    Going forward? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. I bet I could get one of my closest family members to take him. LMAO

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  • Ehh, *shrugs* there's plenty of dogs I can adopt from an animal shelter lmao

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  • I would get a sea turtle.. I hear they live a hundred years... So whats 15 minutes?

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  • It's pretty simple have all the sex you want then get a pet.

    Akum's razor the simplest answer is usually the correct one.

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  • I don't have a pet so yeah definitely

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  • I rarely have sex anyway. She'll be fine.

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  • i would put my pet for adoption :)

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  • Hmmmmmmmmmm

    I'd legally let someone else own them, but stop by a lot

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  • Why soo mean :( reduces 15 minutes? Well fuck I will have 30 minute 😛

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  • So That means my cat would have to pass away first right

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  • I don't have a pet. So, I guess I'm good.

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  • very often...

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  • I mean, yes? What if I don't own a pet

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  • Looks like Whisker's not having a long life.

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  • I don't have pets! pussy priorities (both kinds)

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  • my pet would be soo alive he'd be doing back flips n shit

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  • Dont have a pet so its steaming time non stop for me http://i.imgur.com/rSO0CN4.gif

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  • Okay, let's crunch the numbers. Assuming I had sex four times every day, that's one hour gone from the pet's life per day. Every year, the pet loses 365 hours, which is 15.2 days, or a little more than two weeks. Take a cat for example... the average indoor cat lives 12 years, so the cat's life would be shortened by 365 x 12 = 4380 hours, which is 182.5 days, or just over 26 weeks.

    Bottom line, even if I had sex four times a day, the cat's life would only be shortened by six months. Could I live with myself under those circumstances? Hell yes, I could.

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    • You've earned a cookie. (namely, from the site) :P
      No, but seriously, I wish people thought like this more often.

    • you make me feel bad for not having properly calculated it first before asking :P

    • No need to feel bad. It's an interesting question to think about, since every action we take in life has a consequence.

  • I have no pets. I win.

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