Are you religious, because you are the answer to my prayers.
And also: Does your left eye hurt, because you have been looking right all day.
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Here are some army ones that are thrown around companies
1. Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?
2. How about you lock your bolt to the rear and I'll insert a round in the chamber?
3. Let me get those ten digits and ill fire for effect
4. Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning.
5. Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!1