Are there any GAG-ers (among the active ones) who have been bitten by a Zombie?

How did you manage to survive and prevent yourself from turning into Zombie?

Are there any GAG-ers (among the active ones) who have been bitten by a Zombie?






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Most Helpful Guy

  • Yeah, I was bitten by a Zombie in my ass, so I had to cut off my buttocks in order to prevent the spreading of the infection :P

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I've only been biten by a yorkie recently (and thankfully I haven't turned into one).

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    • Yeah, you'd want to turn into a proper dog. Like a spaniel or collie, or retriever

What Guys Said 10

  • I get bitten every now and then. I have learned the life saving technique of humping vagina as an excellent aversion to becoming a zombie.

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  • I haven't. I fucking shoot them in the head before they come close! They fear me, I'm safe.

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  • It was a necromancy zombie and so wasn't an infection but black magic.
    The solution to that problem was to put eight forty-five rounds in the head of said necromancer while they sleep.

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    • Wow, that's so cool, was he a Voodoo Bokor? :D

    • Nope, Medieval style, A bokor would know to guard against an m1911

    • Oh, I see, ok, lol :P

  • The antidote is actually zombie cum (but please don't go around telling people that I sucked zombie dick).

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    • LOL, Ok :P

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    • Girls cum too, right? (If done properly...)

    • LOL, all right then :P

  • There is that one named Zombiechick!

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  • No, but I may get bit by a vampire in the future

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  • what is with Americans and Zombies? why are you guys so obsessed with them?

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    • LOL, I'm not an American, I'm European ;)

  • Yep!! Bitten and surviving!!

    How, you ask? Well, allow me to enlighten you non zombie bitten human.

    The bite, didn't kill me, or turn me into a brain dead slow walking geek. Instead, I now have pale skin and can't be harmed by bullets or normal methods that kill humans.

    Nope! But I must eat human BRAINZZ to survive ARWR!! Some are tasty, some are ew. But never a dull moment. I instantly learn what talents the brain I ate had knowledge of.

    Oh but if you anger me... I also hulkombie out. And my sex life is gone :(. Or I risk making other zombies.

    s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/.../...b27a2186a8.jpg 😀

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  • Zombie Commie and Zombiegirl are zombies. Ask them lol.

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  • No but I had sex with one.

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