How would you react if instead of saying 'God Bless You' after you sneeze someone just told you to 'Shut Up?

How would you feel about that?


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2018

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  • My brother has done that before.

    I usually say something along the lines of
    "bitch fuck you" or "motherfucker you shut up"
    or be even louder.

    But I'm not as close to others as him, so I'm not sure I would have the same reaction to someone else lol.

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What Girls Said 19

  • I think that my most immediate response would be to tell them "to go fuck themselves." And continue sneezing, and blowing my nose.

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  • If someone sneezes more than three times I say "enough already" if they sneeze more than five I tell them to shut up.

    They usually laugh.

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  • I have that happen sometimes, I just ignore them or say "no." And continue.

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  • Sneeze on them and make sure it's long hard and messy!

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  • Force myself to sneeze again.

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  • XD I would die laughing, that would be the most hilarious and rude thing I've ever been told.

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  • maybe i'll end up sneezing on them

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  • It would be so funny :D

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  • "Fuck off you turd" would be my reaction.

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  • yea... that's rude I hope they never sneeze.

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  • I wouldn't care lol especially if it was from a friend or an acquaintance.

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  • Punch them I the face maybe? :)

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  • Lol, I would laugh... I think my sis and I say that to each other.

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  • I'd sneeze even louder the next time and even maybe with some melody

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  • I'd be taken by surprise, if it was a friend I'd laugh

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  • "Fuck you too then"

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  • "How rude are you?"
    Still funny though.

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  • I'd laugh
    ...

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  • Id laugh my ass off

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What Guys Said 17

  • honestly i would laugh^^

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  • That's funny but probably a little pissed since a sneeze is uncontrollable

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  • When someone usually sneezes. I usually say.. "ewww keep that to yourself" "I don't want to get sick or anything"

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  • ''Sure, after you.''

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  • The atheists would have their way. This is the godless utopia that they've dreamed about!

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  • I would laugh and laugh... and hopefully not sneeze again during lest my head explode... that shit hurts...

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  • Probably shocked and then insulted

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  • I would probably avoid them forever. How rude.

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  • Oh fuck you too

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  • I'd laugh hysterically.

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  • I would laugh and say "Sorry man!"

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  • Id stick my snotty hanky to their forehead!

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  • Apologise sarcastically for having natural bodily functions

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  • It's a two-fold message: I wish you well, and I believe God contributes to that. The appropriate response is " thank you". If you choose to say "shut up", the appropriate response is "fuck you" I'm good with either one :)

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  • I dated a freakazoid Jehovah Witness and that was forbidden so I would always just say "smackerz"

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  • Well I'll give a scientific explanation of why a sneeze can't be stopped and there fore I can't shut it! Telling them "God bless you too" wouldn't be a bad idea too!

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  • Put them on "the list" and blow chunks into a tissue. Then proceed to stuff it in their mouth and reply in a whisper:

    "no u"

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