When you go to a dudes house, never touch his ruler or tape measurer at his desk, do you know why?

  • Oh I know.
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I thought about it cuz I was cleaning my desk and my tape measurer was there. I remembered that I used it to measure my girth a few days ago

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I grew up around boys, I'm well aware. I don't touch blankets, sheets, socks and other things as well.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Yo shhh...
    Ladies, pick it up and sniff it

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What Girls Said 7

  • Thanks for reminding me 😳😷🙄

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  • Cause you never know where it has been!

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  • Tell another good story.

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  • LMAO! That's one of those helpful household hints:)

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  • Your update is about what I was thinking. lol hahahaaha

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  • Please tell me

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    • Lol... Use your imagination.. What would he be measuring? Especialy since its not in a toolbox like it should be...

  • I think I know,´I guess it's because they use it to measure the length of their dicks.

    By the way, I will keep this in mind.

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What Guys Said 7

  • Because he has to answer all of these 'dick size' questions on GaG.

    Fuck I don't know where my ruler is.

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  • Eh, a dick size joke... lame

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  • Duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh

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  • It's more than just a ruler. You for got socks old dirty wash clothes, dirty shirts and sheets/blankets

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  • He was measuring the margins.

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  • Same goes for a girls banana in her bedroom

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  • Oh man if I was like 12 I would have thought you were the funniest dude ever...

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    • It's unfortunate you lost your sense of humor

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