You're in the club and this guy smacks your girl's ass, what do?
What Girls Said 8
Ask him why he did that. If he apologizes, it's fine but you'd still have to hold me back from attacking him. No one messes with my friends.0
OMG.. I dread to think what my husband might do.. Am sure he would be having a "quiet" word with the individual though!1
I roll my eyes! And than ask someone to please punch him for me!0
I hope that my love won't shut up!!! He has to be jealous and protective <30
Well if my fb didn't do it id beat his ass myself0
My guy would probably pretend he didn't see it.0
What Guys Said 33
Sort of happened once before. I used to be a bouncer at a bar, and my girlfriend was there one night when we had just started dating. Some guy was trying to chat her up, she looked disinterested, but she was politely humoring him. I didn't care, but I'm also keeping an eye on the dude. I guess he was from New York like she is, and he thought that was awesome and thought it was some kind of in for him, but she played him cold like she does all strange men who approach her. Anyway, I'm walking nearby picking up empty glasses to return to the bar, and I see the guy hug her, and he put his hand on her ass, and I just snapped. I yell out "EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU MIND TAKING YOUR HAND OFF MY GIRLFRIEND'S ASS?" Dude decides to talk slick and he goes, "Oh, REALLY?" My immediate reaction was to pick up a pint glass, and I ALMOST whipped it right at this kid's forehead. But I caught myself, realized I'd definitely get fired, I'd probably catch a case, and I might miss or it would shatter and hit someone else, particularly my girlfriend. So I went through the throwing motion but stopped at the last second and held it and just spun around from the momentum. So with my back to them, I put the glass down, and I turned back around to be like "look, guy, I'm working right now, I can't get in this bullshit, but keep your hands off my girl", but I got like two words out before I realized he wasn't there, and I look left where my girlfriend was looking, and this kid literally RAN out the door😂😂😂😂 My girlfriend said he just said "gotta go..." and sprinted the fuck out of there, hahaha. We still laugh about it to this day. That kid was a tough guy for like half a second and then reverted to his naturally bitchmade state😂
So I guess that's essentially what I would do.1
My manliness would completely melt at the sight of his adorableness. Then I would think "why the fucknam I at a club?"6
It's his girl now, Dude look like he bench above 2505
Find his wife and slap HER ASS3
Be like," Fuck yeah, dear Watson! Get some!" And then I'd have a quiet reflection about why I'm taking my girl to a club.1
Save him a small fortune on dental bills , when I knock those front teeth out that's supporting that smug grin he is wearing0
I'm Asian, so I'd eat it.1
Bow down to the new master gentleman. He's too good, I could never compete with that.
My turn. You're in the club and this guy smacks your girl's ass, what do?
I'd tell him "Consider yourself lucky to have been able to touch my girl's ass, unluckily for you i have the privilege to smack her ass everyday" :)0
I'd ask him, "Was it good?" jokingly, i won't get into a fight for such thing, this is not a movie.
I'd say to my girlfriend, that "he appreciates how you look, don't stress too much on it", something like that, but if the guy starts to grab my girl and stuff its a whole different story..., but still there wouldn't be a fight.
I hope girls won't misunderstand me here :/0
Break a bottle over the scumbags head and proceed to beat the shit outta him until I'm dragged off of him by several bouncers and then arrested because they called the fucking pigs... not that I've ever done that before hahahahaha1
I'd confront him and say "how about you try that shit on me? Do it motherfucker! Try smacking my ass!" If he cowers in fear, I'll let him go. If he attempts smacking my ass, I'll start smacking his face.0
I'd tell him, don't do that again and move away from him.
If he says, or what. I retort, "Or nothing. Don't. Do it. Again." Then walk off.0
Id beat him down like he stole something!!0
I take him to my local veterinary clinic and have him castrated0
I'd nuke this motherfu#$#&*0
Rub his nose in it0
I'd whack my beer bottle on his ass.0
How could I compete with that guy0
Tell him to f*** off. I wouldn't be in a club in the first place, though.0
Please sire, slap dat booty again.1
I'll sit on him0
Girls always like they get offended but deep down you know they love the compliment0
She's an adult, she can handle it.0
Not exactly the same thing but I used to work at a pizza place, delivering. Hated it, absolutely hated it, not the job itself but the place I was working. Anyway, one of the employees was a girl, about 10 years older than me, really attractive, and I think was a cheerleader/gymnast in high school. Anyway, she's single (and most likely still is). One day, she was asking my coworker friend (big black guy) (i'm a short white dude) if he wanted to slap her ass because he was kind of down about his wife (separated, he broke it off with her). He said, no, it's fine. But I said, "I'd like to", she had been sort of kind of flirting with me before hand, so, she basically stuck it out there, and i hit it really hard, then walked away, one of the best days of my life. As I was walking away, she looked back at me, with a smile and a nod. I was like "damnnnnn".
Luckily she wanted it, since otherwise it would have been sexual harassment in the workplace.
Haven't seen her since0
reported for trolling.0
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