A dog smelled my butt and I farted in its face did I go too far?

Some dog just came up to me and started sniffing my butt I was at the beach at the time I then let out the loudest and nastiest fart in its face. The dog then yelped and ran away he looked pretty traumatized

  • yeah you went too far you should have at least tried to find its owner and apologized
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  • No that dog was asking for it
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  • If it was you pressing your nose up against that dog's butt that dog would have farted in your face too he deserved it.
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Most Helpful Girl

  • LMAO! I farted and my moms dog just happened to be saying hi to me, I laughed the dog smelled my ass harder! Lol yea maybe you and I are just weird?

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Most Helpful Guy

  • You have severely traumatized that dog and it will probably have PTSD (Post-Traumatic Smell Disorder.) You need to attend sensitivity training.

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What Girls Said 3

  • Sure sounds like it!

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  • lol what... just... what?

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  • This is the most stupidest and funny post I have ever seen. But I feel really sorry for that poor dog. Maybe he thought you were an animal too that is why he was smelling your but.

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